#32::Music:: Minus the Bear - Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!
My razor takes pictures.
It takes pictures of buildings.
It takes pictures of lesbians, because when you see lesbians and you have a camera, its law to photograph them.
It takes pictures of birds that have crashed into trees, because that's just funny.
It takes pictures of people in target who are wondering why I am taking pictures of them, because I like to anger strangers when I'm in a certain mood.
It takes pictures of the underside of my car, because I want to see its gender. I do not respect its privacy.
It takes pictures of myself outside, because I want to see if I'm surrounded by ghosts. Sometimes I feel like I am surrounded by ghosts so I wanted to see if that was true. Turns out, it was.
It takes pictures of my legs, because I dropped the phone when I was taking a picture. Also, because my legs are incredibly photogenic.
What else should it take pictures of?
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"A car passed and a package came flying out the door. It had a dead woman inside. My nephew was very upset." - Apr 9, 2009
have a nice shift
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Md_golestani
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~israel
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Md_golestani
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During our lives we constantly kloning , kloning our posessions , kloning our kids , kloning our love , kloning our dreams , kloning ourselves . . .
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~israel
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"All a gun does is focus an explosion in one direction. You have a class of young strong men and women, and they want to give their lives to something. Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need."
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